Barney Stinson being the soul and spirit of How I Met Your Mother has lead the show to an international success. Here are our choices for the ten best Barney Stinson Quotes!
10. Season 4
Barney: “God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”
9. Season 1
Barney: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
8. Season 1
Barney: “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.”
7. Season 1
[Barney is stripping down…]
Robin: What the hell are you doing?
Barney: “I’m birthday suiting up!”
6. Season 1
Barney: “Don’t beat yourself up. He’ll be fine. I mean, the guy’s like a billionaire. He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and win ten chicks hotter than you”
5. Season 1
Barney: “I’ve done so much good today, I’ve got, like, a soul boner”
4. Season 2
Barney: “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story”
3. Season 6
Barney: “New is always better.”
2. Season 2
Barney: “You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.”
1. Season 6
Barney: “I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty’s. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang “